badkidsjokes:

WHY WAS THE NINJA IN THE KITCHEN?

YOU TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thedailywhat:

That Awkward Moment of the Day: …when you find this while going through childhood keepsakes that your parents kept in the basement (via /r/funny).

hollywoodassistants:

(via carrieisgett)

This explains my day.

(via dannielle)

If my child isn’t this cute and perfect I’m going to hate myself.

thedailywhat:

OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Sage is 14 months old and loves dogs. He has no idea these are actually baby goats.

[sayomg]

Birthday Brunch

Grilled salmon, mushy peas, and twice baked sweet potatoes. Courtesy of Riley.

Pretending he’s my boyfriend today. I think my real bf would approve.

Coffee drinking e-mail checking spot.

Need.

(via rookiemag)